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  <pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:13:56 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>your other set of lips are having difficulties.</title>
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  <description>a sea monster,shes throwing herself at you. &lt;br /&gt;shes drowining in wetness... the correct term is &amp;quot;infedility&amp;quot;. &lt;br /&gt;and shes &amp;quot;in the zone&amp;quot; non-recoverable, shes done for. &lt;br /&gt;snip, snip, snipping away from &amp;quot;OH ! the holy one&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;the child carrier, and the sperm donor. &lt;br /&gt;shes no longer different then any other girl, or any other street hooker. &lt;br /&gt;shes just as worse &lt;br /&gt;and whats she got to show for it ? &lt;br /&gt;blood, &lt;br /&gt;down her legs.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:23:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>once again, your ears are crying.</title>
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  <description>&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Tahoma&quot; size=&quot;2&quot;&gt;if you played my ribcage like&amp;nbsp;bagpipes&lt;br /&gt;the answer would come right out my ears.&lt;br /&gt;cornea,middle ear,inner ear&amp;nbsp;un-intact.&lt;br /&gt;dripping on the floor,&lt;br /&gt;a puddle.&lt;br /&gt;youre spooning it up,&lt;br /&gt;the message.&lt;br /&gt;and your face questionable,&lt;br /&gt;your lips sprinting.&lt;br /&gt;but i dont speak mute.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:50:41 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>tidal waves crashing in, thank god you can swim.</title>
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  <description>my soul desolved in your tastebud&lt;br /&gt;the one, right at the tip-top.&lt;br /&gt;my heart detached and in the palm of your hand.&lt;br /&gt;i&apos;ve lost my sense, of common sense.&lt;br /&gt;theory, proven by society that this is &amp;quot;real&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;this salty water rising passed my neck, &lt;br /&gt;thank god i can float.&lt;br /&gt;because my tissues are absorb retarded.</description>
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  <pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:21:00 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>whats that !?  your leg ?</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;feel that ?&lt;br /&gt;insert two,&lt;br /&gt;warm up.&lt;br /&gt;insert one,&lt;br /&gt;up to three.&lt;br /&gt;are you gasping ?&lt;br /&gt;clutching to society&lt;br /&gt;fighting,&lt;br /&gt;but whos winning ?&lt;br /&gt;tossing,&lt;br /&gt;turning&lt;br /&gt;its getting ugly,&lt;br /&gt;get a room.&lt;br /&gt;possibly getting beautiful,&lt;br /&gt;expose it.&lt;br /&gt;turn on the light.&lt;br /&gt;getting unattractive,&lt;br /&gt;turn off the light.&lt;br /&gt;its over,&lt;br /&gt;roll over.&lt;br /&gt;breathing rate,&lt;br /&gt;slowed.&lt;br /&gt;pleased now ?&lt;br /&gt;no,&lt;br /&gt;regretting.&lt;br /&gt;the second&lt;br /&gt;before&lt;br /&gt;now.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 17:44:12 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>momma&apos;s girl just turned into momma&apos;s bitch.</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;the pool of blood dripping from your nose&lt;br /&gt;left a message on the carpet.&lt;br /&gt;momma didnt want me to see,&lt;br /&gt;so she took out the bleach,&lt;br /&gt;and went to work.&lt;br /&gt;but it stained her palm&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;and i saw,&lt;br /&gt;i read,&lt;br /&gt;i comprehended.&lt;br /&gt;so she unplugged my brainstem,&lt;br /&gt;and sent me to the white room.&lt;br /&gt;but my tounges still&amp;nbsp;tounging for the answer.&lt;br /&gt;blurting out words,&lt;br /&gt;that only god could piece together.&lt;br /&gt;it was coloring time,&lt;br /&gt;so i layed a piece of paper on the floor,&lt;br /&gt;and threw up colors,&lt;br /&gt;and created a masterpiece.&lt;br /&gt;and it hangs in your living room,&lt;br /&gt;the message has been sent.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jul 2008 17:12:05 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>fuck self improvement.</title>
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  <description>i&apos;ve been chasing you,&lt;br /&gt;down a spiral hole.&lt;br /&gt;where the lack of oxygen,&lt;br /&gt;makes you hypervenilate.&lt;br /&gt;i&apos;ve been hoovering over you,&lt;br /&gt;to keep the sun from peeping through.&lt;br /&gt;i want you to rot,&lt;br /&gt;rot into bits and pieces.&lt;br /&gt;and as you start to deteriorate&lt;br /&gt;ill save your heart, &lt;br /&gt;and sew you in a new attitude.&lt;br /&gt;i&apos;ll spare an eye,&lt;br /&gt;so you can see the despiration&lt;br /&gt;that was standing infront of you.</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:53:18 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>a sweet foul smell coming from your mouth.</title>
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  <description>for every lie you&apos;ve told me,&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;i wish it left a sour residue.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;possibly right under your nose.&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;so you could smell the sin you were spoon-feeding me.&amp;nbsp;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:49:16 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>i&apos;ve been stacking the corners with bodyparts for awhile now.</title>
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  <description>&lt;p&gt;you&apos;ve chained my soul to your waste.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;dragging me through the valley, towards our endpoint.&lt;br /&gt;i&apos;ve opened my mouth and screamed out laughter,&lt;br /&gt;i&apos;ve been running toawrds our starting point.&lt;br /&gt;but im drawn to you.&lt;br /&gt;so pull me back quickly,&lt;br /&gt;before someone notices the mask you&apos;ve glued to my face.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 18:50:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>i get my colour from a sunray lamp.</title>
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  <description>bittersweet is how my mouth tastes.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;i talk with anger and not thought. &lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m a ticking time bomb, covering up with a grin.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;catch me on a good day, as the butterfly leaves its cacoon. &lt;br /&gt;it&apos;ll send you running north of south, which is my home.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;momma says im pessimistic i reply, &quot;isen&apos;t that normal ?&quot;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 01:59:59 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>beatings for comprehension</title>
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  <description>if i kicked you in the face,&lt;br /&gt;and broke your nose in several places&lt;br /&gt;would that prove how much i hate you ?&lt;br /&gt;i&apos;d glue it back for you&lt;br /&gt;if my point was proven.</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 02:34:35 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>turn back now.</title>
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  <description>all i need is the air i&amp;nbsp;breath&lt;br /&gt;and a&amp;nbsp;place to rest my&amp;nbsp;head&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;if gods real why wont he give me what i want&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;pacing up and down for 17 years&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;and i still havent found it.&lt;br /&gt;inadequate questioning always fills my thoughts&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and at this point in time&lt;br /&gt;my body hasent comprehended.&lt;br /&gt;what my brain has on mind.&lt;br /&gt;should i keep in the safe zone&lt;br /&gt;or pull away, and possibly break bones on the way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 01:10:22 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>second to last.</title>
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  <description>&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;i wish i had it like most girls&lt;br /&gt;with a wink of an eye.&lt;br /&gt;with a smile.&lt;br /&gt;you get what you want&lt;br /&gt;the boy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 21 May 2008 01:13:06 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>sink or swim.</title>
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  <description>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;1&quot;&gt;a fact&amp;nbsp;on life..&lt;br /&gt;things never&amp;nbsp;go as planned.&lt;br /&gt;no matter how scheduled your&amp;nbsp;&quot;daily routine&quot; is&amp;nbsp;..&lt;br /&gt;friends come and go&lt;br /&gt;so keep your heart from pouring&amp;nbsp;out your mouth&lt;br /&gt;keep your eyes&amp;nbsp;open for&amp;nbsp;the&amp;nbsp;mischievous paths of others&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;grasping tightly on to your leg waiting for you to fall.&lt;br /&gt;i rather keep my head in the clouds&lt;br /&gt;then fall into a deep hole filled with temptation.&lt;br /&gt;temptation in which will lead me nowhere&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;but submerged in a swarm of self-deceit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;=] im improving my vocabulary&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;</description>
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